So, you wanna run a Campus Basement Branch?
Do you know how to use a keyboard? Do you write good? Is you funny?If you said "yes!" (or "no!") to the questions above, then you're on your way to starting up your own branch of Campus Basement.
"Why would I want to do that?" asks Mr. (or Ms.) Lazy. "Anyone can contribute to your site!"
Because we said so, dammit! Seriously, being a Campus Rep for Campus Basement is a sweet deal, especially as a resume builder. You're in charge of your branch, which means, for all intents and purposes, it's your own site! You pick your staff, you write what you want (as long as it's not libelous [see posting guidelines]) and you get to be your university's satirical face! It's like running your own website. Except we actually run the site, so you have way less work to do. (Note: if you want to actually run the site, Brian will gladly let you. He's exhausted.)
I don't want to be lazy anymore! I want to apply!
We knew you would. That's why we pretended you said what it says above...
Huh? Stop rambling and tell me what to do!
To apply, just fill out the information below and we'll get back to you asap. It's that simple!
Think of it this way: if you wait too long, you could end up working for some other campus rep from your school who's a total douchebag. Wouldn't you rather be the douchebag who has people working for you?