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We Be Diverse, Says Skorton
President Skorton issued a statement regarding the University’s new diversity goals in an e-mail to the entire student body on Wednesday. Skorton and the deans are promising to amp up diversity at Cornell. More »
How to Have a Successful Chilifest: Ithaca 2012
Ithaca has gorges, wineries, Cornell, Applefest and Chilifest. That's about it. There is nothing else going for this city so it is important to know how to make the best of what you have.1. Never pay for chili: you might be asking. More »
Cornell Pledges are Sexy And They Know It
AEPi pledges serenade sororities with a junk-jiggling rendition of LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It." (at 2:09) More »
Top 5 Worst Gifts Received on Valentine's Day: Cornell Style
1. A Photo Framed of Yourself: you know that you're in a terrible relationship when you boyfriend gives you a framed picture of himself for Valentine's Day. Yes, GQ rated us the doucheiest school in the country, but your boyfriend takes the cake. More »
How not to make someone your Valentine
The least romantic way to ask someone to be your Valentine is by letting them know that you have more than one. Happy V-Day, I guess. More »
“I Got Sooo Drunk Last Night,” Report Nation’s Future Leaders
On Sunday morning, numerous first-hand accounts revealed that a substantial percentage of America’s soon-to-be luminaries were severely intoxicated and self-incapacitated on the preceding evening. More »
Student Haunted by Ghost of Ezra Cornell in Clock Tower
This morning the Cornell community was shocked by the news that came out of the Arts Quad. It all started this morning when sophomore Mickey Josephs went to CUPD claiming he saw the ghost of Ezra Cornell when he climbed up the McGraw Clock Tower late Saturday evening. More »
Sober Sophomore Wanders into Nasties – Unsure What to Do
Local Sophomore Brian Ritzoff was in a bit of a bind last Friday afternoon when he found himself to be both sober and at Nasties – simultaneously. “So, like, what should I even order?” asked Brian. More »
Jeremy Lin's Performance Gives Ivy Leaguers Hope
Last night, Harvard graduate Jeremy Lin put up 28 points and 8 assists in a Knicks victory over the Utah Jazz. After the game, Harvard graduates around the world rejoiced. "Before this, I had no hope," said Candace Kim, '03, "I was just another unemployable Harvard graduate with no prospects. More »
Shit Cornellians at Cornell Say
Agreed upon by some disagreed upon by few....these are the shits that we say up in here. More »
Sticky Situation
Semen is not water soluble!!!! More »
BREAKING NEWS: Cornell Working to Hire Victor Cruz as Salsa 101 Instructor
Everyone at Cornell (except transfers...how come they get away with this?) has to take two gym classes and a swim test before they are able to graduate. For some reason it is important that we have both academic knowledge and have 6 credits worth of some physical activity knowledge. More »
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