The oh-so-amazing Hofstra Law School is being sued as per se* part of a class action law suit by a lawyer with a name suggesting connections to a famous jeans company. One may suggest this to be a conspiracy urging more lawyers to wear jeans in the courtroom. More »
You know what really grinds my gears? That Bits and Bytes, one of the few good dining locations on campus, closes for the weekend. But why is that? For the past couple of days I’ve tossed and turned searching for answers, day dreamed constantly through natural science lectures and snoozed through Tom Jones discussions. More »
It’s been quite a week here at Hofstra: the weather’s been beautiful, professors have been absent, and I can’t think of a third clause. But for some, there have been better weeks. Fred No-go, a fictitious yet lovable Hofstra freshman, was stuck in the library elevator for 5 hours on Sunday night. More »
Fifteen hearts beat as one. Seven backs divided the speed like elves that race as fast as their lives are long, and pass the ball as accurate as an arrow shooting into an orc’s eye. More »
We’ve all experienced it: You’re in biology lab, and your professor thinks he’s the next Dane Cook. He keeps laughing, but all you hear is silence. The girl next to you is chewing gum and popping it really loudly. More »
February brings a lot to the table as the second month of the year. We've got Valentine's Day, President's Day, and the all too important Canadian Heritage Day. But one day in particular has got me feeling like I've inhaled too many nail polish fumes - Siblings Day. More »
“Do you believe in miracles?” is the question every man, woman, and child around the country was thinking when they watched Madonna perform in the halftime show at Super Bowl XLVI. While both respective teams were resetting their focus and shooting painkillers in their knees, Madonna took over the field, hypnotizing the entire country into a stupor of insanity and pure euphoria. More »
The air that day was palpable, filled with smells of butter, chicken wings and pop tarts. Fat Joe had received the call that morning and rose out of bed with a sudden urgency. It was Hofstra calling…his first job in years. More »
Today’s society expects our generation to attend college, followed by Grad School if we intend to get anywhere in life. We are given a list of Gen. Eds. More »
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. The men’s basketball team played a game this past Saturday against Northeastern that was also especially heinous. More »
Following a local community college's increased instances of, accusations against, and various hipsters' iPhone 3G webcam recordings of "straight creepin'" and "skank ass dope" activities, the federal government has, in a move unprecedented within the bowels of human history, taken swift action to deal with the pressing matter. More »
After many nights rolling in bed, struggling to sleep, President Barack Obama’s graying hair and aging skin worries the nation. Unlike so many Presidents before him who were already gray-haired, and had saggy white bags from the 1950s, Barack Obama is slowly turning into a Morgan Freeman look-a-like. More »
On December 20th, Maria Rodriguez looked down at her bills and shook her head in awe, “There’s just no way we can stay in business, Lackmann charges us too much money in rent and supplies. More »
It's 2:00 am and I'm in Penn Station. I watched a woman throw away half a Big Mac in the trashcan and after this policeman passes, I'm jumping on it. I called dibs in my head and everyone knows that totally counts. More »
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