Holy semester! Besides raging face every night, recovering from raging face every morning, and the occasional 4’o’clock, Lehigh practically turned into a survival reality TV show this semester. Hopefully you made it through relatively unscathed, but if you didn’t, sucks to suck. More »
“You wake up and you're still a little drunk and you can't believe that hot girl from last night actually has a beard and a penis.” - Jon Stewart Sometimes, you really should take a second look. Lehigh students are notorious for complaining about our school’s flaws. More »
window.location = "http://www.campusbasement.com"; The upstanding gentlemen of Lehigh’s many remaining fraternities pay out some serious C.R.E.A.M. in order to… cream.Don’t look so shocked. More »
November 5, 2011 marks the day that made me lose faith in humanity for good. For the like, I don’t know, three of you on campus without smart phones, here’s a word to the wise: don’t mass text booty-call, we can see the other people you fucking texted. More »
window.location = "http://www.campusbasement.com"; Now that your parents finally know how hard Lehigh goes because of the fiasco that was Dayglow, they are undoubtedly annoying the shit out of you about how your grades must be, especially with whatever those tests are coming up that everyone seems to be talking about. More »
In a surprising move by Lehigh University, Dayglow was allowed to be held at Stabler Arena on Saturday, where kids from Lehigh, and borderline humans from Lafayette and Moravian came to roll face or puke their brains out while listening to house music. More »
window.location = "http://www.campusbasement.com"; I think we can all agree that the last fucking thing anyone wants to do at 9:45 on a Saturday morning, when your feeling as if an 18-wheeler has repeatedly rammed its grill into the front of your domepiece, is strap on the ol’ boots and go do community service in the bitter cold across the goddamn bridge. More »
Like most of the Lehigh population, I am sitting in my house recovering from last night and counting down the minutes until the biggest event of the semester, Dayglow. Dayglow is the only time that any of us will enjoy getting buckets on buckets on buckets of paint poured all over us as we jump up and down like buffoons to DJ's that a majority of us have ever heard of. More »
Um, like, not doing it… Ugh, unfortunately our bodies require ingesting some form of calories in order to keep our generally non-jaundice complexion, major organs functioning, and hairlines not resembling that of Larry David. More »
For those of us who believe we thrive at Lehigh in a full-functioning manner, going home for breaks can be the most depressing time in our lives. This is because we are faced with the cold, dead truth that it will take a miracle(s) to help us thrive after Lehigh in the real world. More »
The end of first semester is coming to a close, which can only mean one thing. Planning to make the same bad decisions all over again next semester. Social chairs of fraternities and sororities are in the process of meeting with one another to make their respective schedules for the spring semester. More »
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3 consecutive snow days before December? I was supposed to have 3 exams that week, but all were canceled due to this Biblical storm. As a result, after almost 22 years of steadfast denial, I now accept the existence of God. More »
In an attempt to decrease the amount of alcoholic students at Lehigh, officials from the Health and Wellness Center have chosen the day after the Lehigh-Lafayette game as the date on which they will distribute preventative medicine, in hopes that those students who are hungover will not bother to get them. More »
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