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ARTICLES by NoahBakst
February 20, 2012 8:47 pm
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Date Party Gets UGLI

Michelangelo had David, Joe Louis had Joe Louis arena, Dave Brandon had the night game, Mary Sue Coleman: has Slutty with a Study Buddy, at the UGLI. This past Saturday, Sorority Iota Delta Epsilon (IDE) held their winter semester formal at the highly relevant Shapiro Undergraduate Library. More »

ARTICLES by NoahBakst
February 13, 2012 12:25 pm
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Stop-and-Chat

Walking to class is treacherous. You’re passing through the diag, avoiding the M at all costs of course, and your path is blocked. An old acquaintance, friend, lover, professor, squirrel, group handing out flyers protesting the use of flyers, whatever, it matters not because you have been stopped. More »

ARTICLES by hartadam
February 9, 2012 2:41 pm
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Freshman Steps on ‘M,’ Disintegrates

Unless you are an idiot, foreign, or go to Ohio, or some combination of the three, you know that stepping on the ‘M’ before your first bluebook results in failing said test at UofM. The brass, block-letter ‘M’, donated by the class of ’53, has scared off more kids than (insert pedophile). More »

ARTICLES by hartadam
February 7, 2012 9:53 pm
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Mary Sue Coleman Spotted Raging at SAE, Rick's

Like a solar eclipse, it’s not every day that you see University of Michigan President Mary Sue Coleman drop the whole goody-goody act for some quality partying. In an attempt to better “relate” to the student body, Coleman chose to begin Friday night’s festivities at the tier-1 frat, Sigma Alpha Epsilon. More »

ARTICLES by NoahBakst
February 6, 2012 11:06 pm
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Tom Brady vs. Denard Robinson, the Next Michigan Man

Ok, so Tom Brady didn’t win the Superbowl…again. He still makes the rest of us guys look like prepubescent seventh graders just popping our first pimples. He’s TOM BRADY. Just look at that smile and remember; he went to school here. More »

PICTURES by dmargalit
February 5, 2012 11:45 pm
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ARTICLES by dmargalit
January 26, 2012 11:46 pm
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Phi-Psi contracted by Obama to work door at Glick Field House

Ann Arbor, Michigan - On Wednesday night thousands of students lined up outside of the Union to have a chance to get a ticket for “Remarks by President Obama,” despite the excruciatingly boring name. More »

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