New York Knicks standout Jeremy Lin has taken the National Basketball Association by storm, with the Knicks winning 7 of the 8 games the young point guard has started in. Lin has created a buzz worldwide, as people continue to praise the Harvard graduate. More »
A tale of a God Damn Independent. More »
Michael Bay announced Tuesday morning that he is set to direct the fourth Transformers movie, promising that it will spend more time on explosions and focus less on dialogue and plot. The movie, set to release in 2014, is the highly unanticipated follow-up to last year’s Transformers: Dark of the Moon. More »
Every great epic of an amorous partnership has an instance of deep heartbreak and betrayal. Brutus betrayed Cesar to take back the republic of Rome; Eduardo sold out Mark Zuckerberg for a book contract; Road Runner leads Wile E Coyote to yet again plummet upwards of 4,000 feet before producing a massive dust cloud. More »
Much to presidential hopeful Rick Santorum’s dismay, California’s 9th Circuit ruled that the infamous Proposition 8, which would ban gay marriage in California, was deemed unconstitutional. In response, Santorum used words like “absurd” and “judicial tyranny. More »
Since the dawn of unathleticism and staggering bitterness, web cretins have used memes (pictures of people/animals, each with a distinct and odd personality), to convey their wittiness to the great wasteland that is the Internet. More »
"dead cats" (Vegas bound&gaggd)Date: 2012-02-11, 12:46PM CSTI have a box full of themAnybody know a good place to dispose em? Well, Craigslist has hit a new creepy low. Let’s analyze. 1. Headline; dead cats. More »
Nobody wants to do anything on their birthday. More »
The entire scientific community held its collective breath last week when the most complete Stegosaurus fossil yet discovered was announced via press release. The press release reported that the nearly complete remains of the 27-foot armored stegosaurid dinosaur were discovered on a kitchen floor in Columbia, MO. More »
The cause of Daniel Radcliffe’s drinking problem may be directly linked to his role as Harry Potter, according to a source close to Radcliffe.“Playing Harry was a huge part of Dan’s life,” said Radcliffe’s mother, Janelle Radcliffe. More »
Greek officials announced early Wednesday morning – the only workday in Greece - that despite its efforts to salvage their economy, the country has “very few” options remaining, citing that the yogurt hasn’t been enough to rescue their market. More »
The Maneater, the award-winning student newspaper at the University of Missouri, has long been a place for talented and likely-to-be-successful journalists to collaborate with mediocre writers whose hearts will eventually be broken. More »
Chaos. Bloodshed. Annihiliation. 1983--the beginning of the most violent and horrific outbreak of violence in Columbia since the Civil War. Fast forward 29 years--the day it ended. Families of the victims won't be seen parading around Columbia. More »
The results of a study by the Food and Drug Administration were released this week, rating the deliciousness of prescription drugs on the market today. According to the agency, the popular narcotic and painkiller OxyContin tops the list, while congestion pill Mucinex and drowsy-free Vick’s cough syrup placed last. More »
The duchess of "getting down on Friday," who has dictated various Facebook statuses, memes, and poorly crafted mixtapes finally chose which seat she wants to take and drove off in her illegally manned convertible to make way for a new crew of heavily autotuned performers; while this new singing troupe appears old enough to own a driver's license, the question of should they be allowed on the road of Youtube success erects. More »
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