If you haven’t heard by now, a man named Sherwin Shayegan has made quite the reputation for himself in the world of high school sports. Standing at 5-foot-8, 240-pounds, The Washington State native attends High School sporting events, often dressed in the proper athletic uniform, with a single goal in mind. More »
8 Minutes to Go: Okay, let's just relax. We've been in this situation before. Don't wanna get your hopes up, only to be crushed by his entrance. He's gonna come. There's no shot he's not coming. I wonder what we're learning today. More »
All couples are different... but pretty much the same. That being said, Here are the types of couples you'll encounter on a college campus.The Happy couple Dan and Melissa have been dating for about a year now. More »
1) If you attempt to download illegally, some guy named Cisco will come to your apartment and cut off all of your fingers. 2) No parking allowed on campus. Parking is available at the Ramapo Reservation. More »
The great question of ‘can guys and girls be just friends?’ is often answered with roaring controversy. Most women say sure, of course they can. Most men say hell mother fucking no, they cannot.Unbalanced emotion, confusion, desperation, horniness, and drunkenness often complicate the issue. More »
Mahwah, NJ – Yesterday was a gloomy day in the Berrie Center. Shit got real for Ramapo’s music majors after the 54th annual Grammy Awards. Students were hit with the hard truth; they may never be good enough to be on the Grammys. More »
After reports surfaced that Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant coach turned sexual deviant has requested more leniency in the terms of his house arrest, Ramapo Basement has discovered several other pleas made by the 67-year-old ped-ass. More »
Angela Zhou, a Senior at Ramapo College has fulfilled her experiential component requirements in quite the peculiar way. She gave birth to a beautiful daughter!It all started back in July on a drunk night. More »
Walking into your 11:30 A.M class Friday afternoon, a sense of despair slowly creeps over you. After splitting that handle of Captain Morgan spiced rum with your room mates last night, and discovering fresh bruises all of your body, which you have no idea how they even got there, you begin to wonder why you're in class, and how you even made it there. More »
With the recent news that the Ramapo College graduation has been moved from the band shell to the Prudential Center; many Nets players are overcome with joy. “I really hope that the Ramapo College basketball team can show us a thing or two about how to win games,” Nets Point Guard Deron Williams stated in an exclusive ESPN interview. More »
Living on campus at Ramapo College has its ups and downs, but one of the many ups that is strictly enforced by Residential Life is the asylum-type atmosphere of bedrooms. Ramapo strictly enforces its mental hospital-like bedrooms by refusing students to hang up decorations of any sort, claiming “Our white pasty walls give students a calm, relaxed feeling which allows them to focus on their studies. More »
Ramapo College offers a variety of scholarship and financial aid opportunities to its entering, undergraduate and graduate students. In an effort to continue pushing boundaries, Ramapo will now feature five new exciting annual scholarships, tailored to the needs of the students. More »
Mahwah, NJ - The tyrannical mini-nation known as Ramapo College continues to force students to leave campus. No, I’m not talking about student herding (rumored to begin next Fall). As Public “Safety” released their ominous email this morning, a campus-wide “NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” was recorded being heard as far as Snooki’s house. More »
It was a miraculous day on Ramapo Campus when Brandon Walsh, a Senior Communications Arts Major, visited the library for the first time.“I couldn’t believe how many books were in there," said Walsh in an interview. More »
The obesity epidemic has taken our nation by storm. Millions of Americans have been affected by the greasy and fatty foods that are served around our country’s schools. As the problem continues to worsen, the U. More »
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