Syracuse University’s highly regarded maintenance organization, FixIt, is usually accustomed to performing routine repair and cleaning jobs for students such as replacing light bulbs around campus or powerwashing vomit off the carpets of dormitory common rooms. More »
Admit it: you, like everybody else, went on a supervised tour of Syracuse University some time in your past. We all remember being herded like cattle around the quad, being told constantly that the steps of Carnegie Library led nowhere as our parents embarrassed us in front of our elder classmates. More »
Now that Syracuse University’s IFC spring rush period has finally come to an end, aspiring Greeks around campus have officially made the coveted transition from GDIs to worthless maggot pledges, prepared for the toughest physical and mental challenge of their college careers. More »
If you thought school was expensive when you enrolled at Syracuse University, think again – the prices have just gone up. Meal plans are slated to average $3,120 per 14 week semester for the 2012-2013 academic year. More »
With the news of Emma Roberts and John Cusack filming at Syracuse University buzzing around campus, many students were interested in much more than just spotting the two stars. Allegedly, Newhouse student after Newhouse student have approached the two “Adult World” stars hoping to cast one of them as the star for their TRF class projects. More »
As the second round of rush comes to a close for the semester, we here at Campus Basement would like to take a look at the subtle differences between Fraternities and Sororities. Namely, Bid Day; the single most-greatest best mindfucking heartbreakingly emotional day of the Greek calendar for GDI hopefuls. More »
For weeks, students and members of the Syracuse community have wondered why Karl Rove was coming to speak at Syracuse University. Finally after much patience, Rove entered Goldstein Auditorium today to address the one thing he has been kept hidden for years. More »
Junior anthropology major Beatrice Florsheim (a 4.5 at best) announced Tuesday to anyone within earshot of her loud, insufferable, howler-monkey-esque voice that she hates Valentine's Day. "I prefer to call it 'Singles Awareness Day," she told reporters who were too busy paying attention to attractive people, before she burst into a hearty guffaw. More »
Due to the recent success of the Mens Basketball Team there has been a high demand for tickets. Syracuse University is now home to one of the largest on-campus population of scalpers. Before, during, and after every home game the constant murmuring of “tickets, buying, selling, who wants what?” can be heard throughout campus. More »
I don't know a lot about sports. I get the gist of it, but beyond that, the hype and the hoopla usually bore me. That being said, I support our basketball team as much as the next orange-clad fan and attend the games, yell Scoop's name, and jump for joy when we beat the shit out of the Hoyas and the Louisville bastards. More »
In a strange and surprising turn of events Sunday afternoon, Syracuse University announced that they would be 'fixing' the university in response to the popular SU memes page. "We had no idea that tuition was so high. More »
Centro has announced that changes will be made to its South Campus and Connective Corridor buses after vehicles struck pedestrians on three separate occasions in the past week. A spokesperson for Centro had this to say about the incidents; “We have been criticized in the past for the lack of timely arrival of our buses, but we assure you that these unfortunate accidents will not keep us from being at the bus stop within 10 or 15 minutes of when we say we’ll be there. More »
Never have I ever seen a trend blow up so quickly and so awesomely as the new "SU Memes" page on Facebook. I originally imagined memes as being more of an inside joke between reddit users and other internet communities, but now that they've become [Hipster Mermaid voice] "sooo mainstream," college students are using everything from Scumbag Steves to Good Guy Gregs to tell jokes and share their insane experiences around campus. More »
Didn’t like how you looked on National TV during the Syracuse-Georgetown game? Want to shed a few pounds to make up for eating that extra serving of Stir-fry? You could work out at Archbold Gymnasium or Goldstein, but who has the time? That is why I have compiled a list of five things you can do to lose that weight without intruding onto your time. More »
6:30 on a Monday morning. The sun is wondering what the hell I’m doing up right now, but I don’t have time for that. Work starts in half an hour! Time to fire up that Keurig I paid way too much for and start the day with a much needed caffeine kick. More »
This Syracusean winter (or lack thereof) has certainly been weird to say the least. No snow on the ground and warm, sunny days in February? Nice try, 315, cut the shit. While we're sure these are the early signs of the 2012 apocalypse, in your remaining time before the world ends, find out what your weather-bearing habits say about you. More »
Dunkin' Donuts by Marshall St.--So you're a purist, eh? The one in Schine just doesn't meet all your caffeine-related needs? I bet you complain that the Taco Bell in Kimmel "just isn't the same." Well, it isn't, but it's not like you've ever been there sober anyway. More »
Low on plans on today? Here are 7 parties we know will be happening so you can celebrate this year’s most watched television event.The Frat:A guaranteed sausagefest with three bros playing a half-hearted game of beer pong. More »
A close friend of mine went through a break up last semester, and within two hours of the blow fell into the cyclical motions of getting over her ex. We all know the cycle, or at least we think we do. More »
We’ve all had our encounters with that one kid who JUST DOESN’T GET THE HINT. And if you’re saying that you haven’t, then YOU’RE THAT KID. Here are a few helpful tips for other people who want to get away from you: 1. More »
