Special thanks to: Grace Talice Lee and Timo Yates.This is my boyfriend.Let's call him Quonny McJeen.This is his tiger shirt. Let's call it awesome.This is us.So the other day we were driving in a very small car. More »
In an unbelievable turn of events this weekend, the Syracuse University basketball team has decided to take the rest of the season off. "I was like, 'ok we're just having a rough week, no big deal,' but then we lost to Marquette and I was like 'okay this isn't getting any better. More »
Jim Boeheim is Chuck Norris’ role model. It’s true. And to prove it, here are some facts about Jimmy B:1. Jim Boeheim invented the Internet.2. Jim Boeheim is a Mac and a PC.3. Jim Boeheim can get from Marshall Street to Archbold Gymnasium in under 3 minutes. More »
As our beloved Syracuse Orange come back home to face off with #11 Georgetown tomorrow night, we ask ourselves the one question that remains unanswered….What in God’s name is a Hoya?Referencing Wikipedia, my most trusted source for all journalistic endeavors, a Hoya is in fact “a genus of tropical climbing plants in the family Apocynaceae,” as well as “the Japanese name for a Sea Pineapple. More »
In a valiant effort to inspire and invigorate the student body, the University of Missouri has begun showing videos to promote this year’s athletic theme “One Mizzou.” These videos are highlighted by the appearance of star power forward Laurence Bowers, which normally makes sense. More »
Following a record-breaking season, Syracuse basketball lost its first game tonight against the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.“We're protesting,” senior James O'Conner says. “Anyone of Irish descent is officially changing said heritage tonight. More »
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. The men’s basketball team played a game this past Saturday against Northeastern that was also especially heinous. More »
The Washington Post released an article today explaining its strategy to make sure there is the least amount of SU fans at the Syracuse Georgetown game this saturday. They will not put tickets on public sale, and pushed season ticket holders to buy more tickets for this game, trying to sell it out. More »
Midway through the first half of a Syracuse basketball game, long-time fan Rob Schmidt had an epiphany: “We have a band?!” Upon hearing the news, thousands of members of the crowd had similar revelations. More »
In a strange turn of events on Friday afternoon, the Westboro Baptist Church announced that they were not going to be protesting over the Bernie Fine scandal at Syracuse, but would instead be picketing Fab Melo's new haircut. More »
A recent scandal has surfaced around Syracuse University's basketball team. The reason for their string of losses has been attributed to a team conflict that sprung up in the middle of the season."Well, we realized that Rick (Jackson) was the only senior this year, so we were like, 'oh hey, we can do pretty much anything and he'll be the one who gets blamed for it,' because he's supposed to set a good example and junk. More »
Greeting current or incoming students!Are you tired or bored with the same ole, same ole that SU has shown you? Are you frustrated with ho-hum tours that only reveal inaccurate depictions of dorm room sizes, dining hall food, and expensive classroom materials that you will pay for but never be allowed to use? Are you craving a little bit more from your tours? Then are you in luck! Because for the first time in SU history, we're offering you an all-star pass to see the famed residents we have living here in our crusty-old dorms to which you have all been subjected! Just like the double-Decker bus tours in Hollywood, we will show you the homes and hangouts of our celebs on campus – starting with Michael Jordan's daughter, Jasmine, who starts freshman year this fall. More »
After Saturday's soul-crushing loss to 'Nova, Syracuse students have begun to look for a scapegoat for their aggressions. Their choice? Education.Saturday's game promoted the new "Say Yes to Education" initiative in the Syracuse area, a program which promotes higher graduation rates for inner-city youth. More »
Do we have the best basketball team in the country? No. Do we have the best arena in the country? Yes. Do we have the best fans in the country? Supposedly.So why is it that countless Orange fans are jumping ship on the S. More »
It has become a Miami tradition to build up expectations of athletic greatness with promising pre-season outlooks and sparks of potential, only to crush the hopes and dreams of ‘Canes fans. From missed shots, to interceptions, and sometimes just a lack of trying, Hurricanes athletics has been a source of gut-wrenching disappointment for quite a few years now. More »
After beating UCLA's record of 88 straight games won, University of Connecticut's Women's Basketball team has won 89 and is looking to keep on going.The NCAA though has become suspicious. They cannot be sure whether or not the situation is that this UConn team is just too good to be playing against inferior women or that every other women's college basketball team is just that bad. More »
Reports from ESPN, CBSSports, Yahoo, and a number of other online outlets offering sweepstakes for March Madness are all confirming that this year’s highest scoring brackets to date belong to four-year-old Abayar Dyquiangco of the Philippines; Patricia Myers, the girlfriend of an acclaimed NBC sportswriter; and Skip, a stray cocker spaniel that has been living in a parking lot behind a dumpster for almost a month now. More »
A group of nuns are very upset about a common phrase using their organizations namesake. They were especially resentful when Gordon Gee (Commissioner at Ohio State University) commented that in the Big 10 football conference “We don’t play little sisters of the poor,” obviously implying that nuns who are part of this organization are weak and unathletic. More »
Mizzou men's head basketball coach Frank Haith sacrifices a goat to the Tiger gods to thank them for Mizzou's No. 2 national ranking. More »
