When the ladies of Disney were actually alive, a college degree was superfluous. I’m using the word superfluous because, unlike Ariel, I didn’t get married to a prince at 16 and I’m going to need to know big words to get a job. More »
Agreed upon by some disagreed upon by few....these are the shits that we say up in here. More »
This article is part of our "Let's Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break" Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to 'like' your favorite! Welcoming in the New Year is a grandiose occasion for many Americans as well as those other people that live in places not as awesome as the United States. More »
This article is part of our "Let's Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break" Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to 'like' your favorite!The following e-mail exchange you are about to read is REAL. More »
This article is part of our "Let's Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break" Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to 'like' your favorite!Long before things like “tweeting” and “Kardashian”, there existed a Christmas tradition so fantastical that it almost hurts to write about it. More »
Today, whilst working in the lovely new Science and Engineering Library with the overpriced-yet-delicious coffee, I didn't see any mistletoe. I didn't see any jolly bearded men with rosy cheeks and jiggly tummies. More »
This article is part of our "Let's Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break" Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to 'like' your favorite!There are two days left in 2011. More »
Michael Bates, a local resident of the city of Ithaca, was reportedly arrested last Friday night by the Cornell University Police Department after allegedly living in the Uris Library “cocktail lounge” for nearly a week. More »
I guess you can say, last night was NUTS! [there goes my pun limit for the week] More »
There is a dark beast running free somewhere among the Hofstra campus. Its strength is in its numbers. Its deformity is in its cute ugly face riddle with whiskers and lifeless, black eyes. More »
See what your parents R.A.'s were like. More »
The oh-so-amazing Hofstra Law School is being sued as per se* part of a class action law suit by a lawyer with a name suggesting connections to a famous jeans company. One may suggest this to be a conspiracy urging more lawyers to wear jeans in the courtroom. More »
Today I took two finals. Also, Kim Jon Il died. These events are unrelated, but this song will probably be enjoyed by both students in need of post-final christmas cheer, and deceased dictators. That's all I have to say. More »
This article is part of our "Let's Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break" Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to 'like' your favorite!1. Cook this. Instead of consuming, wear it. More »
I read in some book that a fortnight is two weeks. Or three. Whatever. The point is that it’s currently a fortnight until I go home, and right now the only thing getting me through this melancholy finals season is my joyful playlist for Christmas season. More »
Here's another one. You might remember these guys as the ones who sang that song that had a lot of fast singing and then "chickity china, the chinese chicken". They also sang about the birth of Christ. More »
...who really needs math anyway? More »
When I applied to the U I had one fear: Parking Spaces. Everybody knows a college’s prestige is defined by the number of parking spaces it has on campus, since it’s directly correlated to the number of billionaire alumni. More »
