Over the weekend, many of those in attendance at the DG philanthropy event became witnesses to an unexpected incident. Since then, photographic evidence of the event has been widely circulated and become the choice topic at every dinner table. More »
As WashU students, you are obviously getting your monthly fix of human interaction from library socialization. If not, you are probably one of the kids who draw anime in Bear’s Den, a member of the university’s molepeople population (including the Sam Fox molepeople sector), or someone who “goes out”… whatever that means. More »
GRAND OPENING: Wash U’s Newest Student-Run Business: “Fuckin’ On The 40” After all… you’ll always remember your first 40… We had a naming competition… -Fuckin’ On The 40 (WINNER!) -Wydown on Me -Watch U Wash -Forplay on Forsyth It’s about time! No more going abroad to Amsterdam to get your kinky sex toys. More »
In attempt to attract more students to the library and to reduce student stress during finals week, Mann library converted all of its rarely-used study rooms into sex rooms. This initiative was sponsored by Cornell CARES, and proved to be a major hit over the course of study week. More »
I went through and thought of ten pairings of costumes that could be potentially be touching each other on October’s final day, and imagined what it would be like if the two people were really doing the nasty. More »
After grueling, exhausting, never-ending minutes of trying to decide how to spin the Penn State fiasco into something humorous, I realized: it cannot be done.Sure, I could make a joke like, “I would have expected something like this at a school with a ‘Saint’ in the name, but a state school?!” And sure, some people would chuckle, maybe even lol, while others would be instantly called to action. More »
It is terribly important that we all at Cornell, get A's on every exam and every paper. But, the most important weeks of our year come in December and May. Finals week.From interviews and experience Cornell Basement has found that the ultimate key to success during Finals Week is sex. More »
Finals week is known within the bowels of every college across the country, and DeVry, as "more brootal" than even the most hymen shattering and sticky of frat initiations. Adderall, rope, and razor blade stocks all shoot sky high (but nowhere near as high as the students) and many freshman are weeded out, opting to instead lie to women about wearing a condom and making their grandmothers weep with shame. More »
By Gary Shelderblatt I feel like I’ve really matured since my college graduation. I’m done with frat parties, bar crawls, random hookups, and drinking myself into a coma every weekend. More »
If you haven't already, you should ask your partner this question. More »
According to multiple reports, freshman engineering major Bobby Stevens will spend a large portion of the upcoming weekend smashing poonani. Sources close to the freshman say that he fully expects his recent dry spell to come to a crashing halt as he gets laid "daily, nightly and ever so rightly. More »
Dudes and gentlemen: As I’m sure you’re aware, Halloween is this weekend. As I’m sure you’re also aware, this means many women – just like yourselves, but they’re women – are readying a mind-boggling variety of tiny half-costumes as we speak. More »
Once a week has never been so satisfying.Dear Weekly Sex - I've never been a super demanding person, so I have a really hard time telling my boyfriend what I... you know... Need him to do. More »
Some of us have not matured since fifth grade health class. Some of us still giggle at the word "vagina." Some of us will sprint to a window when told kids on the other side of your dorm are doing it. Some of us are proud to inform you that, from above, Day Hall looks like a dong. More »
You’ve heard their name all around campus – The Trojan Knights. Like magic men hiding in the shadows waiting to be discovered so they can hurriedly dive back into their lair beneath Tommy Trojan, but their work has already been done. More »
Finding a companion is hard these days. If you’re like me, you probably feel like you’ve tried everything. Holding the door for her, walking her home, watching her undress from outside her bedroom window. More »
Ayo Playaz,Whadda dillz is? Sorry I ain’t posted yet this year, this the first time I had a chance, what with chasin’ p*ssy and gettin’ ass. By the way, the letter I left out back there was a u. As in “u gettin’ boned in ya p*ssy. More »
While September 21 was an ordinary day for most of us, twenty three seconds made that day extraordinary for one Cornell University freshman. September 21 marks the day young Joseph Bemlin lost his Virginity. More »
Following the recent highly-researched and well-articulated Daily Orange column, the dynamics of Syracuse University students and their sexual relations have dramatically shifted. While once upon a time, all undergrads were created equally – each frolicking in the unmade bed of another – now it seems, each student must adhere to the social and romantic protocol set forth by this well-founded article. More »
Upon checking his course grades on student center, freshman Phineas Plottman expressed tempered joy and mild exuberance over the fact that his semester spent not fornicating with members of the opposite sex, culminated in a 4. More »
