A shortage of orange straws caused Dunkin’ Donuts in the Schine Dining Center to shut down today, throwing the Syracuse University student body into a state of mass panic. The popular on-campus establishment closed at noon following its inability to provide the straws, leaving students confused and unable to cope with its unexpected closure. More »
Dear Everyone I Meet Randomly:I am writing this letter to save you the embarrassment and to save myself from the frustration of having the same conversation with you that I’ve had with countless others before you. More »
"The only reason I ultimately decided to come to this school is because I heard they were making a Spiderman musical and I wanted to go see it. Then I get here and not only is the school in bumblefuck central New York, but the only show playing in the nearby theater is Rent. More »
The city of Syracuse made the decision to cancel this year’s winter in an unprecedented announcement this morning. “We felt it was in our city’s best interest to hold off on winter for this year,” Mayor Stephanie Miner said in a statement. More »
Earlier this week, Donna Shalala, President of the University of Miami sent letters of gratitude to both Penn State and Syracuse. In her messages Shalala graciously thanked the schools’ athletic departments for their roles in scandals that various media outlets have widely proclaimed as being the most shocking and inexcusable in the history of college sports. More »
In a strange turn of events on Friday afternoon, the Westboro Baptist Church announced that they were not going to be protesting over the Bernie Fine scandal at Syracuse, but would instead be picketing Fab Melo's new haircut. More »
See what your parents R.A.'s were like. More »
Dear Reader, I don’t think you understand how important it is that you’re reading this article. For at this very moment, you are in fact saving lives. Whose lives? Our lives. More »
We’ve all had our encounters with that one kid who JUST DOESN’T GET THE HINT. And if you’re saying that you haven’t, then YOU’RE THAT KID. Here are a few helpful tips for other people who want to get away from you: 1. More »
Campusbasement.com presents a pre-game report of tonights Cornell V. Syracuse basketball game. Cornell's big red basketball team heads to the carrier dome to take on No 8 ranked Syracuse. Cornell is 2-4. More »
Tom Murphy’s dreams were about to come true. “I couldn’t sleep, I couldn’t eat, I couldn’t breathe,” said Murphy, a freshman television-radio-film major. “Hell, I even had trouble using the bathroom – I was just that excited. More »
Get out your planners, kids. Syracuse’s football schedule is receiving a midseason shake-up. After last Saturday’s feeble student turnout, when Toledo played Syracuse in the Carrier Dome, Athletic Director Darryl Gross is implementing a revolutionary strategy to get butts in seats. More »
A how-to guide of getting your party included on Syracuse University's handy-dandy party database. Check it out here. Sunday: 1) You and your roommates decide you’re going to have a small get-together next Saturday night at your little cottage on Livingston. More »
If you ask 100 people what their favorite thing about SU is, you wouldn’t get a hundred different answers, but you will probably get answers ranging from the basketball team, to the Greek life, to the weather (sarcasm). More »
Was your Christmas jolly? Did you have eight crazy nights? Was your New Year's Eve a (drunken) night to forget? Well, no one gives a fuck now that you're back at school! And here's 8 awkward things - and 8 awesome things - about being back on the hill. More »
For seventy-five years the Syracuse Detective Club has solved mysteries throughout the campus. From the famous case of the missing spermicidal to that red blot on a chair in HBC. More »
Following two alleged sex abuse scandals from Penn State football coach Jerry Sandusky and Syracuse basketball assistant coach Bernie Fine, Catholic priests around the world are fighting to reclaim their title as the stereotypical career choice for people who engage in inappropriate relations with young boys. More »
Sometimes it’s nice to help your fellow SU colleague out, to help them in their time of need. So I channeled my inner George Costanza and compiled a list of the three best and worst bathrooms on campus. More »
The term “big man on campus” is thrown around a lot. But nobody exemplifies this persona more than one man. More »
