The US Congress and the Department of Agriculture have collectively agreed that pepper spray, an inflammatory agent commonly used in riot control and personal self-defense, is now publicly recognized as a member of the vegetable food group. More »
Over the weekend, many of those in attendance at the DG philanthropy event became witnesses to an unexpected incident. Since then, photographic evidence of the event has been widely circulated and become the choice topic at every dinner table. More »
Four Loko, the popular alcoholic energy drink and currently the second best-selling beverage on the market behind water, is rumored to be facing legal troubles from the Food and Drug Administration for causing too many of its customers to get absolutely blackout retarded and have like, legit no freakin’ memory of what happened last night, bro. More »
Business on Diagon Alley remains at a standstill for the third day in a row this week as Occupy Gringotts protestors clog the streets, impeding traffic and halting business operations. Thousands of wizards from around the world remain convened outside of Gringotts as the protests continue. More »
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When the ladies of Disney were actually alive, a college degree was superfluous. I’m using the word superfluous because, unlike Ariel, I didn’t get married to a prince at 16 and I’m going to need to know big words to get a job. More »
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As WashU students, you are obviously getting your monthly fix of human interaction from library socialization. If not, you are probably one of the kids who draw anime in Bear’s Den, a member of the university’s molepeople population (including the Sam Fox molepeople sector), or someone who “goes out”… whatever that means. More »
Two Syracuse students, Brian and Alex, hike up the Mount steps to Flint Hall so they can watch the movie Face-Off. On their trip they encounter some strange things! More »
1. Start every day off with a hot coffee and a showing of "The Human Centipede" on your shared TV. Refuse to wear headphones and make sure you're in all 8am classes.2. Find out when his/her class discussions are. More »
Kayaking down Euclid? Awesome! Flash flood Tuesday afternoon at Syracuse causes sewers to overflow and backup, producing a "river" where a road once was. More »
In big news this week, the Trojan Marching Band, aka "The Spirit of Troy," released the name of the individual to succeed their directing legend after 42 glorious years: none other than the current director, Dr. More »
A recent poll among Syracuse students indicates that Newhouse students are the most arrogant. In fact, an overwhelming 99% of the Syracuse University population feels that Newhouse contains the most arrogant students on the Syracuse campus. More »
A Syracusean parody of Shit People Say brought to you by the Campus Basement: Syracuse Staff (including writer and actress Nicole Grabert!) with assistance from Ashlie Daubert and Anne Marie Suchanek.Looks like The Newshouse has their own version of Shit Syracuse Girls Say. More »
Free samples of bubble tea at Boba Suite on South Crouse Avenue yesterday have left one Syracuse University student seriously injured and others seriously confused. Chris Rubenstein, a sophomore biology major, was taken to Upstate University Hospital at 5:45 p. More »
