MISSING: Help Me Find My Freshman Orientation Group!
I blame my Orientation Leader for not warning me this would happen! More »
I blame my Orientation Leader for not warning me this would happen! More »
Legends don't die. They get carbon froze...freezed?...frozened?...frozen in carbonate. More »
The least romantic way to ask someone to be your Valentine is by letting them know that you have more than one. Happy V-Day, I guess. More »
Campus Basement took a poll using Syracuse University students asking what the worst foods to eat on campus are. More »
Just can't help myself. More »
See if you can spot recent Mizzou-signee Dorial Green-Beckham's third arm. More »
Semen is not water soluble!!!! More »
Everyone at Cornell (except transfers...how come they get away with this?) has to take two gym classes and a swim test before they are able to graduate. For some reason it is important that we have both academic knowledge and have 6 credits worth of some physical activity knowledge. More »
CAMPUS BASEMENT IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE IT ENDORSES NEWT. NEWTS MAKE GREAT PETS FOR YOUNG TODDLERS WHO ARE LEARNING TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FIRST TIME. NEWTS EAT EARTHWORMS AND CRICKETS, AND ARE HEALTHIEST IN ROOM-TEMPERATURE FRESHWATER AQUARIUMS. More »
Ah yes, another "you know you go to Cornell when" photo. This is more than that though. This is a warning sign. If you see this car be cautious, the people on board are angry because they are most likely hungry. More »
If you ever doubted our intelligence, our drive, our maturity or our passion for learning - look no further. This is clearly the work of a student at one of the best universities in the world. More »
Source: Mike Escalantes facebook wall! More »
Credit to Adam Groner More »