For those who haven’t heard, two USC students (one of whom is in Kappa Sig, of the famous “pie” email) were totally fuckin’ on a roof during a campus event. The students were caught on camera for anyone a) who doesn’t believe it, or b) who wants to see two USC students totally fuckin’ on a roof.
Why, you may ask, did these two people decide to do it on a rooftop? Here are some theories:
“¢ They thought “star-gazing” was just a euphemism
“¢ Who can resist the phallic nature of a tall building?
“¢ They wanted to re-enact a scene from their favorite erotic play, The Diddler on the Roof
“¢ They’re both afraid of flying, so this is their Mile High Club
“¢ They were studying for an exam. Then they got bored and decided to leave the library to have sex on a roof.
“¢ He was out of condoms and they heard that babies can’t be conceived at high altitudes
“¢ It made for an awesome check-in on foursquare
“¢ It’s college. You mean you haven’t had sex on a roof in broad daylight?
Feel free to add your own in the comments section!
