So you're sitting on the crapper. You're trying to squeeze out all those Valentine's Day candies you inhaled while watching BOTH Bridget Jones' movies. You need a distraction. What better distraction than tales from the hood? Rappers have enticed us for years with stories of "going hard on a ho" and "sticky green" and "bling". More »
This is a belated Valentine's Day gift. It's not for you but you'll probably enjoy it anyway. Happy 15th of February!!!! More »
Some people knit when they procrastinate. My roommate and I do this.KFM: C #3We are going for some classic cheeses today. These are the kind of cheeses you’d probably take to prom or your grandma’s house or a church potluck. More »
When the ladies of Disney were actually alive, a college degree was superfluous. I’m using the word superfluous because, unlike Ariel, I didn’t get married to a prince at 16 and I’m going to need to know big words to get a job. More »
I don't know if you know this, but Columbia has athletics. Just kidding - of all the student groups here, the athletes are the ones that could most likely beat me up. So I shouldn't be mean. Until all the a capella groups form a huge, brass-knuckled alliance, I am going to report on sports in a calculated move to secure a position among their ranks. More »
If you ever doubted our intelligence, our drive, our maturity or our passion for learning - look no further. This is clearly the work of a student at one of the best universities in the world. More »
PART DEUX: SHIT GETS LITERARYThe bathroom is a dirty place. Not just in the “you-live-with-three-girls-so-there-is-a-troll-head-of-hair-growing-from-the-drain” kind of way, but also in the “have-sex-hanging-from-the-shower-curtain-rod” kind of way. More »
They say you should shoot for the moon, because if you miss you'll land among the stars. Clearly whoever said this has no concept of physics. You will obviously just bypass the moon and hurtle into the dark recesses of space until you fizzle into a fried bit of nothing when you pass a burning star too closely. More »
This article is part of our "Let's Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break" Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to 'like' your favorite!1. Cook this. Instead of consuming, wear it. More »
This article is part of our "Let's Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break" Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to 'like' your favorite!There are two days left in 2011. More »
This article is part of our "Let's Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break" Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to 'like' your favorite!Long before things like “tweeting” and “Kardashian”, there existed a Christmas tradition so fantastical that it almost hurts to write about it. More »
Today I took two finals. Also, Kim Jon Il died. These events are unrelated, but this song will probably be enjoyed by both students in need of post-final christmas cheer, and deceased dictators. That's all I have to say. More »
Today, whilst working in the lovely new Science and Engineering Library with the overpriced-yet-delicious coffee, I didn't see any mistletoe. I didn't see any jolly bearded men with rosy cheeks and jiggly tummies. More »
Here's another one. You might remember these guys as the ones who sang that song that had a lot of fast singing and then "chickity china, the chinese chicken". They also sang about the birth of Christ. More »
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